You know you're nursing a toddler when.. (maybe TMI)

• they nurse and then run away to play leaving you to squirt milk all over
• when they get squirted in the face and think it’s hilarious.
• when you are sitting down and they come to help themselves.
• when they’re eating and then nurse with food in their mouth leaving crumbs on your boobs. (lol just happened).
• when they get mad that someone is touching your boobs or pretending to nurse (he attacks my husband if my husband pretends LOL).
• while nursing they put their hand in your shirt to play with the other nipple. 
• your nipples/boobs can stretch/twist in ways you've never seen before (haha) and your nipples can stretch about a good 2 inches. 
• when you can calm a tantrum, stop tears, and ease pain just by nursing.

To be continued..