You know you're nursing a toddler when.. (maybe TMI)

• they nurse and then run away to play leaving you to squirt milk all over
• when they get squirted in the face and think it’s hilarious.
• when you are sitting down and they come to help themselves.
• when they’re eating and then nurse with food in their mouth leaving crumbs on your boobs. (lol just happened).
• when they get mad that someone is touching your boobs or pretending to nurse (he attacks my husband if my husband pretends LOL).
• while nursing they put their hand in your shirt to play with the other nipple. 
• your nipples/boobs can stretch/twist in ways you've never seen before (haha) and your nipples can stretch about a good 2 inches. 
• when you can calm a tantrum, stop tears, and ease pain just by nursing.

To be continued.. 

Breastfeeding in Public

Like the saying goes, "you don't want to see it, then look the other way."

For crying out loud, mothers who nurse in public are just FEEDING THEIR BABIES. We do not ask for attention. We are not asking your husbands to look at us. My son does not like a blanket over his head while he eats, do you? Will you cover up your baby's face while you feed them their bottle? I think not. Will you go and take your food to eat in a bathroom if I asked you to? I think not. If my baby is screaming because he is hungry, I am not going to go looking for a nursing room (if there is even one) nor a secluded area. Moms who bottle feed do not go looking for a private area when their kid is screaming to eat.. they sit and make the dang bottle.

If you say you and your husband don't want to see a part of my boob exposed when feeding my baby, I hope that you both don't watch porn, or read magazines, go to the beach, or watch TV for that matter. There are more boobs there than you will see when mothers are nursing.

Vent over. For now.. lol